When you are sad just repeat beep boop at yourself till you are happy and also for people around you to think you are an ai

Genetically engineered hamsters except they all speak fluent Korean and have a deep craving for crawling into the crevice of that hollow at your collarbones and they want to speak to you ALOT

Lobsters are controlled by the government you didn’t hear this from me

I had a bad dream last night I ended up with a bag of drugs that wasn’t mine and I didn’t want to get convicted so I ate half of it and then became super paranoid and tried to get a cab who wouldn’t take me because I was talking at the speed of light

I was briefly convinced the government was trying to steal my feet

Instead of brother from a different mother, try flown from the same circus

That awkward moment when you affectionately call your boyfriend “throatfucker” in front of his parents

I like having my hair over the ledge of the bed when I sleep so my sleep paralysis demon who lives under the bed can brush my hair in my sleep

I need a hug

Does anyone remember bear in the big blue house