GMU:Synthetic Biology/minimotis

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You feel depressed and lonely even when there is nothing to be sad about? You get hotflashs even on the coldest days, abdominal seizures when you haven't your period and panic attacs in middle of the night? Only because your menopause causes trouble to your hormonic household!

Minimotis can now help you to release the tension of your body and soul without pressure any longer you under hormonic treatments.

As a special medical preparation minimotis is receiveable at your general practitioner or gynecologist. Like any other immunization minimotis gets injected directly into your body, where it agents immediatly take effect! Within only three sessions, minimotis will make you feel better and wash your aliments forever away.

Minimotis works not like typical preparation with unfamiliar hormonic doses, but with your bodys own genetical material! Thats why for minimotis a little bit of your own blood, hair or saliva that contains your DNA is always needed.

In our special labratories we use your genetic material to search for damages, stains, holes or mutations produced by age and try to reconstruct your genetical composition in the age of 20 or even younger! So in the end minimotis will only contain the lost genetical information that needs to be delivered to your body. Your hormonic houselhold will be reanimated and regenerated emediatly without any negative sideeffects.

Minimotis will make you feel younger and fresher again. With positive side effects like a better capacity for remembering, higher amount of muscle mass, a vital blood circulation, clear skin and healthy nails and hair!


Please notice! Minimotis has only one infrequent side effect on it's consumer, which can cause childish and irresponsible behavior in consequence to the age that will be regenerated!