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Problem is just short for proberto

Everytime you walk barefoot on grass you force the grass into a state of foot fetishism against its free will so take that filthy vegans

Babadook gay pride parade

I want lipgloss so shiny like two lobsters stuffed in a rubber glove

oh no

When you are sad just repeat beep boop at yourself till you are happy and also for people around you to think you are an ai

Genetically engineered hamsters except they all speak fluent Korean and have a deep craving for crawling into the crevice of that hollow at your collarbones and they want to speak to you ALOT

Lobsters are controlled by the government you didn’t hear this from me

I had a bad dream last night I ended up with a bag of drugs that wasn’t mine and I didn’t want to get convicted so I ate half of it and then became super paranoid and tried to get a cab who wouldn’t take me because I was talking at the speed of light